Wherever you are on your houseplant journey, Slow Green Death offers problem-solving services to help guide you through the jungle. Read below or schedule your free intro consultation.

Personal List of Plants

If you love houseplants but struggle finding what will do well in your space, this service answers exactly that. Through a consultation of your indoor environment, we’ll provide a list of recommendations based on factors like your available sunlight, schedule, and level of plant care experience. This is accompanied by a specially curated collection of Slow Green Death plants, available at a discount exclusive to you. This also includes our in-depth Custom Care Guide for any plants you end up purchasing. Reach out for examples or more information.

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Custom Plant Care Guide

Have the plants, but need a little guidance? Slow Green Death is here for you. Schedule a consultation or send us photos of your plants, and we'll develop an in-depth care guide completely custom to your indoor environment and schedule. This includes detailed watering instructions, sunlight guidelines, soil and humidity requirements, fertilizer recommendations, plant toxicity, propagation methods, and potential issues to look out for. Reach out for more details.

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Maintenance Memberships

Enjoy all the green, without any of the effort. Allow us the privilege of keeping your plants happy and your hands clean with a Slow Green Death Monthly Maintenance Membership. This service is perfect for you if you want plants in your space without doing the dirty work. We’ll handle it all during our regularly scheduled plant care visits, including watering, pruning, leaf cleaning, fertilizing, and diagnosing/treating any potential issues.

Indoor Plant Styling

If you’re not sure how best to incorporate plants into a space, let a specialist style it for you. Slow Green Death will evaluate your environment and help you feel firsthand the difference plants can make in the energy of a room. We’ll custom curate your space with plants, factoring in your plant care experience and personal taste. This service can be stand-alone or added on to a Maintenance Membership or Coaching subscription.

Plant Care Coaching Call

Still have questions? Send us a message and we'll work together to find the path that's right for you.